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pulling the feels…
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FUN
40
how good a time it was
MEANINGFUL
19
how much it moved you
Two separate readings, not parts of the score — the score says how much of it held you, these say what kind of watch it was.
Nobody has rated this on FlickFeel yet. This is public discussion of this title, read into a curve. It is not a rating and it never becomes one.
Read from 10 comments (9 from Metacritic, 1 from TMDB reviews) — 3 of them described how it moves.
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“I found the start a bit slow and slightly off putting”
DawdlingPoet · Metacritic ↗
“keep this watchable, and ultimately, a fun 2 hours”
abrarqadir · Metacritic ↗
“impossible de tenir jusqu’au bout, j’ai les neurones qui fument devant des dialogues aussi imbéciles”
Broyax · Metacritic ↗
Read 26 Aug 2026 · confidence 2% · too thin for a score · how this works
Published reviews, not felt experience — a different question from the one above, and never mixed into the FlickFeel score.
“A mish-mash of accents (buffoonish Depardieu's French, somber Irons' British, and DiCaprio and Malkovich carrying the same voices they use for every project) are vaguely unsettling, and there seems to be too little swashbuckling for characters who are synonymous with the term.”
Joe Garden, The A.V. Club · 70
“An unusually sober and serious-minded telling of Alexandre Dumas' classic tale, this handsome costumer is routinely made and comes up rather short in boisterous excitement.”
Todd McCarthy, Variety · 70
“Wallace, unfortunately, writes lazy, anachronistic dialogue, and the picture is abysmally shot (by Peter Suschitzky), with a prosaic, low-budget look that never allows you to experience the enraptured majesty of a fairy-tale historical setting.”
Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly · 67
“I could see how, with a rewrite and a better focus, this could have been a film of "Braveheart'' quality instead of basically just a costume swashbuckler.”
Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times · 63
“The result is the kind of picture you can sit through quite contentedly, the cinematic equivalent of an innocuous seatmate on an airplane trip -- it neither bores nor insults you, and, when the ride's over, is promptly gone and forgotten.”
Rick Groen, The Globe and Mail (Toronto) · 63
Scores from Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, read 26 Aug 2026. Quotes belong to their publications and link to the full reviews.
Grouped by where it was written, because a considered review and a reaction typed an hour after the credits are different things. Every quote links to its source.
“I found the start a bit slow and slightly off putting”
DawdlingPoetabout 0–15% inread it ↗
“keep this watchable, and ultimately, a fun 2 hours”
abrarqadirabout 0–100% inread it ↗
“impossible de tenir jusqu’au bout, j’ai les neurones qui fument devant des dialogues aussi imbéciles”
Broyaxabout 75–100% inread it ↗
“Man in the Iron Mask has a magical cast and is a movie filled with passion, romance, intrigue, suspense and plenty of actionable drama! I loved it when I saw it as teenager but every once in a while I will revisit it. This is not because of an obsessive love of Leonardo DiCaprio but rather a love of the story and the beautiful casting choices for the Three Musketeers. I am a fan of many renditions of the Musketeers story, but I think this movie captures the essence of each of their personalities”
saimariejohnsonread it ↗
“The acting talents in this film cannot mask its weird dialogues and silly story. 5/10”
AstroNoudread it ↗
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