S5E2
Teenage Kix
The Boys · 2026-04-08 · 63 min
FLICKFEEL
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from 12 comments
COMMUNITY
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nobody yet
YOURS
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…
what happens
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how it went
Left to right is this episode — its opening to its closing minutes. This is the one span the comments were always describing.
FUN
80
how good a time it was
MEANINGFUL
23
how much it moved you
Two separate readings, not parts of the score — the score says how much of it held you, these say what kind of watch it was.
Read from 12 comments — 7 said when.
Not enough to put a number on. The shape below is drawn from what there is, with the widest uncertainty band we use — it is the start of an answer, not one.
Not enough people said when to name this shape. The line is what the evidence draws, not a finding.
Hover the curveDrag across the curve to see what people said at any point.
- height
- how intense it got, 0–100
- gold above
- how tender it felt. violet below — what it cost. Thick on both at once means it was doing both.
- tension rail
- how much was still unresolved
- grey haze
- how sure we are — wider means fewer people described it
what people actually wrote
Grouped by where it was written, because a considered review and a reaction typed an hour after the credits are different things. Every quote links to its source.
“damn that ending was hilarious”
Linus_sex_tipz▲ 3,243about 90–100% inread it ↗
“a shocking way to end that”
RSN_1115▲ 2,069about 90–100% inread it ↗
“The chase scene between butcher and soldier boy to the Kix mansion was hilarious.”
Important-Region143▲ 995about 33–66% inread it ↗
“Man as soon as she pulled it off it fucking sent me”
Kudrel▲ 658about 75–100% inread it ↗
who made it
- directed
- Shana Stein
- written
- Jessica Chou
guest cast
Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.
Jensen Ackles as Ben / Soldier Boy
David Andrews as Senator Calhoun
Omid Abtahi as Sameer Shah
Dylan Colton as Jetstreak
Emma Elle Paterson as Sheline
Maitreyi Ramakrishnan as Countess Crow- AAndrew Iles as Rock Hard
- SShalyn Bass-McFaul as Soccer Mom