S4E5
The Joy of Cooking
The Witcher · 2025-10-30 · 56 min
FLICKFEEL
49
from 37 comments
COMMUNITY
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nobody yet
YOURS
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what happens
Catching their breath before attempting a river crossing, Geralt and his party regale each other with stories and song, revealing a shocking truth.
how it went
Left to right is this episode — its opening to its closing minutes. This is the one span the comments were always describing.
FUN
29
how good a time it was
MEANINGFUL
37
how much it moved you
Two separate readings, not parts of the score — the score says how much of it held you, these say what kind of watch it was.
Read from 37 comments — 14 said when.
The number holds — it is read from every comment. The shape is not settled: only 14 said when something happened, and below 20 the same evidence split in half draws two different pictures. Drawn faint for that reason.
Not enough people said when to name this shape. The line is what the evidence draws, not a finding.
Hover the curveDrag across the curve to see what people said at any point.
- height
- how intense it got, 0–100
- gold above
- how tender it felt. violet below — what it cost. Thick on both at once means it was doing both.
- grey haze
- how sure we are — wider means fewer people described it
what people actually wrote
Grouped by where it was written, because a considered review and a reaction typed an hour after the credits are different things. Every quote links to its source.
“I forwarded that long ass 15 minute scene”
sprxce▲ 35about 33–66% inread it ↗
“I gave this episode a 9/10, and that's a slight improvement. This episode focuses solely on Geralt's Hans, without the Rats and Sorceresses subplot, which is why it's the best.”
darthsheldoninkwizy2▲ 22about 80–100% inread it ↗
“Didnt like the musical”
Ihavenocluelad▲ 18about 0–100% inread it ↗
“I had to pause it and have a minute before I could continue watching”
GoddessLouiseee▲ 14about 33–66% inread it ↗
who made it
- directed
- Alex Garcia Lopez
- written
- Matthew D'Ambrosio
guest cast
Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.
Hugh Skinner as Prince Radovid
Cal Watson as Eva- FFrances Pooley as Teryn
Nathan Armarkwei-Laryea as Valdo Marx
James Purefoy as Skellen
Linden Porco as Percival Shuttenbach
Simon Paisley Day as Xarthisius
Jeremy Crawford as Yarpen Zigrin