Real Veal / Celebrity Wife Swamp

what happens

Charlie Kenton tries to reclaim his former boxing glory by coaching a robot to fight. But when his son Max points out the superior moves of a cow, Charlie integrates the cow into the robot and dubs creation Veal Steel. In time, Veal Steel climbs the boxing ranks reaching the title match against Bumblebee. As a tactic, Charlie instructs Veal Steel to follow Charlie's every move, which causes Veal Steel to lose to Bumblebee anyway. Unfortunately for the Kentons, the fights have put Charlie in debt. So they decide to live off of Veal Steel's remains for the next several months. / Couples Bradgelina and Shrek and Fiona decide to exchange families for the show Celebrity Wife Swamp since their careers have slowed down. At first things are okay between the new couplings, until Pitt feels his ego being bruised by Shrek and Jolie. Pitt decides to terminate his contract. But Rumpelstiltskin, the contract holder, states that the contract is forever binding. Hearing this, Pitt begs for his old wife back, only he gets instead his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. Pitt then decides that he's better off with Fiona. / Other Sketches: Mad News, What Makes Mexican Jumping Beans Jump, People Who Wait Til the Last Minute to Walk On Ellen, Elephant Forgets His ATM Password, Scooby Snack Fiscal Report, Spy vs. Spy, Superwatch, and Push Your Luck

guest cast

Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.

• Julie Nathanson as Velma Dinkley / Woman / Princess Fiona (voice)