Your Money or Your Wife

what happens

Ben and Felicity get back together. She confesses her fling with Noel to Javier, who promises, ""My lips are like glue sticks."" Felicity learns that she cannot get financial aid because all of the available funds have been distributed. She tries to apply for a scholarship, only to find that it no longer exists. Javier suggests that she enter a beauty pageant, but she is reluctant. Noel receives $50,000 for staying married to Natalie for a year. He doesn't really want anything to do with the money. Felicity turns him down when he offers to help with her tuition. She considers pleading with her father for help, but decides to do things on her own--even if it means entering the pageant. Sean experiences financial problems and faces eviction. Meghan goes against his wishes by arranging to have dinner with their parents. Sean upsets his father by suggesting that he will do something embarrassing. Mr. Blumberg refuses to attend. Meghan gets the event rescheduled as a brunch, and

who made it

directed

Lawrence Trilling

written

Adam Horowitz, Edward Kitsis

guest cast

Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.

• Nancy Lenehan as Faye Rotundi
• Paul Vincent O'Connor as Walter Rotundi
• Jim Ortlieb as Professor Bill Hodges
• Kirk Baily as Financial Aid Officer
• Alan Blumenfeld as Manny Blumberg
• Anne DeSalvo as Helen Blumberg
• Christopher Gorham as Trevor O'Donnell
• Allyce Beasley as Sharon