Split

what happens

Steve and Susan have had an argument about their future, and Susan storms out of Steve's flat in tears. While Steve tries repeatedly to ring Susan, his courage failing every time, the girls are locked in a debate over the merits of 1471, and what it means if the phone "chirps". Eventually the tension at both ends of the phone gets too much. The boys and the girls set out for "the Temple of Woman': in the girls' case, a beauty salon; in the boys' case, a lap dancing club.

who made it

written

Steven Moffat

guest cast

Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.

• Mariella Frostrup as Mariella
• Hannah Waddingham as Jenny Turbot