pulling the feels…
pulling the feels…
FLICKFEEL
55
from 112 comments
COMMUNITY
—
nobody yet
YOURS
—
…
FUN
22
how good a time it was
MEANINGFUL
55
how much it moved you
Two separate readings, not parts of the score — the score says how much of it held you, these say what kind of watch it was.
Nobody has rated this on FlickFeel yet. This is public discussion of this title, read into a curve. It is not a rating and it never becomes one.
Read from 112 comments (86 from Reddit, 22 from Metacritic, 4 from TMDB reviews) — 40 of them described how it moves.
➖ steady — Holds one level all the way. Pulled both ways throughout — never simply one thing. Marked above the line: 1 that landed as a blow, 1 that gave people chills, 2 that got a real laugh.
Hover the curveDrag across the curve to see what people said at any point.
“almost two hours of tedious buildup”
“the ending with the trident really underwhelming”
“It would have made the "possessed Henry" fight much more emotionally invested.”
hoffy87 · Reddit ↗
“half the budget goes to the final 30 minutes”
TaikaWaitiddies · Reddit ↗
“the flashback Jack (fantastic scene btw)”
-OrangeLightning4 · Reddit ↗
“Jack's character development was entirely ignored in the last third of the movie”
-OrangeLightning4 · Reddit ↗
Read 25 Aug 2026 · confidence 100% · scored on the same 0-100 scale as a community score · how this works
Published reviews, not felt experience — a different question from the one above, and never mixed into the FlickFeel score.
It plays better than it reviews — the watch lands harder than the write-ups suggest.
“The pacing is spot-on, the set-pieces memorable and all the characters are allowed to shine, without it ever becoming The Johnny Depp Show.”
James Mottram, Total Film · 80
“Johnny Depp’s drunken Captain Jack Sparrow stumbles into yet another seafaring adventure, which has its rocky moments but also offers an engaging tale with family legacies, above-average swashbuckling and a fantastic new villain courtesy of Javier Bardem”
Brian Truitt, USA Today · 75
“"Dead Men” works well enough as a stand-alone, swashbuckling comedic spectacle, thanks to the terrific performances, some ingenious practical effects, impressive CGI and a steady diet of PG-13 dialogue peppered with not particularly sophisticated but (I have to admit) fairly funny sexual innuendo.”
Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times · 75
“Dead Men Tell No Tales doesn’t rewrite the rulebook for the franchise or the genre as a whole, and is wholly predictable from start to finish, but the likable characters—Thwaites and Scodelario have more natural presence and mutual chemistry than Bloom and Knightley—creative action set pieces, and Depp finally being put in his place in the franchise creates a fun ride that’s instantly forgettable. You know, like the ride itself.”
Oktay Ege Kozak , Paste Magazine · 70
“Kon-Tiki directors Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg are at the helm this time around, proving capable captains even if the script they’re working from isn’t always seaworthy.”
Michael Nordine, IndieWire · 67
Scores from Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, read 24 Aug 2026. Quotes belong to their publications and link to the full reviews.
it plays better than it reviews — critics 35, the watch 55
Grouped by where it was written, because a considered review and a reaction typed an hour after the credits are different things. Every quote links to its source.
“almost two hours of tedious buildup”
▲ 1,019about 0–90% inread it ↗
“the ending with the trident really underwhelming”
▲ 1,019about 90–100% inread it ↗
“It would have made the "possessed Henry" fight much more emotionally invested.”
hoffy87▲ 626about 75–100% inread it ↗
“half the budget goes to the final 30 minutes”
TaikaWaitiddies▲ 346about 75–100% inread it ↗
no tags yet — rate this flick to drop some vibes ✨